Wheel suck!

No, actually, your commercial suck.  Suck dick.

The Giants won.  But that's not the real story here.  The real story is that the Patriots lost.  That makes them (probably) the first team ever to go into a Super Bowl with a perfect record of 20-2 and LOSE!  So, Titans, Bucs, Giants...hold your helmets high!  You all stopped a perfect (pre)/reg/post season.

The ads.  Talked to Z tonight to see what I should blog about, and it only seems right that we discuss the Bud Light ads.

1. Bud Light "Ability To Breathe Fire".  Bud Light allows you to breathe fire?  Since when?  Seems kind of dangerous, as shown in the commercial itself.  What would've happened later if the guy had tried to kiss her "other" kitty?  (do you catch my drift of wind?).  Ouch indeed.

2. Bud Light "Cheese & Wine Party".  The guys hide their Bud Light bottles in various secret compartments (cheese wheel, baguette, ...).  I'm sure there was no need to hide the beer.  They were going to a party where alcohol was going to be served anyways.  I don't see the crime in bringing over a 6-pack of beer for yourself to drink.  Just tell your girlfriend that you don't like wine that much.  And then you can bring an ACTUAL wheel of cheese to enjoy while you drink beer.

3. Bud Light "Carlos Mencia Helps Losers Meet Girls".  This was just gay.

4. Bud Light "Wheel Suck".  This one is confusing.  a) How did the cavemen get ice?  From the looks of the commercial they seem to be in a very arid environment.  And a warm one to boots.  So, even if there was water present, it wouldn't be frozen.  Also, b) when was Bud Light invented?  I'm guessing probably not way back then.  So I was kind of surprised to see them with BOTH ice and Bud Light bottles.  But that's not even the worst part.  The caveman guy who invented the wheel?  He didn't take the time to explain to his friends that one wheel won't help accomplish the task of getting the ice & beer to the party at the top of the hill.  They need 2, and probably 3 or 4 wheels (as well as axles) to get it all to work properly.  So many errors.  Where is Bud Light's advertising quality control?  The ending is so true though.  That bottle opener do suck!

5. Bud Light "Ability To Fly".  This is halfway true.  If you drink enough Bud Light you might FEEL like you can fly.  That's just an after-effect of the alcohol on your mental comprehension and motor skills.  Or what it feels like when you jump off a hotel balcony after you've had too many.  Hey, it can happen.

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