1. iPod Nano, 2. New Socks, 3. Edgemont on DVD

It's that time of year again, so get out your pens and your pencils.  And also some notebook paper, college ruled if you're ambitious.  Or maybe boot up your favorite word processing program for you technophiles out there (people who like to do sex with underage computer childs).  Whip up those Christmas lists now, because Black History Friday has passed and the holiday shopping crunch is in full swing.  Reminds me of a joke I heard the other day; something to do with a child writing Santa wishing for a little brother for Christmas, and Santa replying to the child "send me your mother."  The thing is, that joke doesn't even make sense.  I mean, I understand the general premise of it.  Santa wants to impregnate the little boy's mother thus fulfilling his Christmas wish, but the average parturiency period is 38 weeks, far too long for the gift to arrive in time for Christmas.  Even if the child was studious and submitted his Christmas requests half a year in advance, the baby would be stillborn if it arrived in time for Christmas, which at best would serve as a really lifelike doll for the child.  And come on, in this era of Xbox 360s and those shoes with the wheel in the heel, what child would honestly wish for a younger sibling for Christmas?  Another child would probably put the family into financial burden as well as direct the love and attention of the parents elsewhere.  That joke doesn't make any sense at all, and that's not even taking into account the fact that Santa doesn't exist!

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JUSTICE VS. DAFT PUNK MASHUP!!! MP3!!!

Since Thanksgivings are over, and the Christmas season awaits, let me help out ole St. Nick (Saint Nicholas to the layman) on his list.  Here are some humans who have been either naughty or nice this year, 2007.

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1. Bill Belichik - NAUGHTY!

I mean, c'mon!  You can't videotape the opposing team (the Jets in this case).  That's illegal.  Definitely naughty.

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2. Clifford - NOICE!

Clifford helps kids read and protects them from evildoers, like evil neighbors who want to do them sexually.

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3. Scott Peterson - NAUGHTY!

You can't go out there and kill your wife and unborn baby-child and expect to get some razzle-dazzle gifts from Santa.  You gotta EARN those gifts with kindness.  You, my friend, need to spend less time fishing and more time concentrating on how to be nicer.

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4. Scott Peterson - NOICE!

Bonus points for looking sharp.

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5. The California Firefighters - NOICE!

These brave men and women put their lives at stake helping others this summer.  The California wildfires that ravaged the countryside and destroyed millions of dollars in property were finally contained thanks to their efforts.  Those who's homes were saved owe everything to them.  Which brings me back to that old rule of thumb: never build a home near a fire.

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6. Black Spiderman - ???

Oops!  I don't know yet!  I haven't watched the movie.  I'll get back to you on this one Santa Claus.  (early prediction, NOICE!)

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7. Minnesota bridges - NOICE!

What, you expected me to say naughty?  All because of one little crumble?  That's like...1 out of 3700 bridges or something.  I'll take them odds.  Besides, Santa flies in his sleigh, what does he care?  (thanks Rudolph!)

Fake.

John Madden says "Boom!  Tough-actin Tinactin" a lot.  But wouldn't you insinuate that Tinactin doesn't actually work, it just pretends to work?  I knew a guy who acted tough, but he was just acting, he wasn't really tough (Apollo Creed).  In fact, he died!

Choose what you spray on your diseased feet wisely, that's all.  Just a word of warning.

Turkey with mayonnaise, and butter.

Here are four true facts regarding Thanksgiving and the holiday that surrounds Thanksgiving.

1. We didn't land on Plymouth Rock; Plymouth Rock landed on us!

2. It wasn't turkey that the Indians brought to the table for the Pilgrims.  It was revenge!  And it was served cold!  (cause it was in November)

3. Pocahontas.

4. The Wednesday before Thanksgiving Day, and the following Sunday, last day of the long weekend, are typically two of the heaviest annual travel days for passenger airlines, intercity rail and bus services, and highway travel.

Tom Brady is a dreamboat! (motorboat)

Put this on your iPod.  It's baby-making music.

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