JUSTICE VS. DAFT PUNK MASHUP!!! MP3!!!

Since Thanksgivings are over, and the Christmas season awaits, let me help out ole St. Nick (Saint Nicholas to the layman) on his list.  Here are some humans who have been either naughty or nice this year, 2007.

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1. Bill Belichik - NAUGHTY!

I mean, c'mon!  You can't videotape the opposing team (the Jets in this case).  That's illegal.  Definitely naughty.

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2. Clifford - NOICE!

Clifford helps kids read and protects them from evildoers, like evil neighbors who want to do them sexually.

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3. Scott Peterson - NAUGHTY!

You can't go out there and kill your wife and unborn baby-child and expect to get some razzle-dazzle gifts from Santa.  You gotta EARN those gifts with kindness.  You, my friend, need to spend less time fishing and more time concentrating on how to be nicer.

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4. Scott Peterson - NOICE!

Bonus points for looking sharp.

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5. The California Firefighters - NOICE!

These brave men and women put their lives at stake helping others this summer.  The California wildfires that ravaged the countryside and destroyed millions of dollars in property were finally contained thanks to their efforts.  Those who's homes were saved owe everything to them.  Which brings me back to that old rule of thumb: never build a home near a fire.

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6. Black Spiderman - ???

Oops!  I don't know yet!  I haven't watched the movie.  I'll get back to you on this one Santa Claus.  (early prediction, NOICE!)

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7. Minnesota bridges - NOICE!

What, you expected me to say naughty?  All because of one little crumble?  That's like...1 out of 3700 bridges or something.  I'll take them odds.  Besides, Santa flies in his sleigh, what does he care?  (thanks Rudolph!)