Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Heath Ledger Autopsy Reveals Australian Lineage

What a depressing week so far, and it's only Tuesday.


1. The Bears got knocked out of the NFL playoffs.
2. The Oscars were announced this morning; and the biggest snub: The New Indiana Jones Movie.
3. Cloverfield is a horrible, horrible movie.  But I enjoyed it.  I thought it was cool.  
4. Temperatures in our area were below freezing.  That means you could've put a glass of water outside, and in the morning it would've been a GLASS OF ICE!  That's fucking cold!  That's like being inside a freezer.
5. The best player in the NBA basketball league is Ricky Davis, and he's not even trying anymore.  Trade him to a good team please.  Like San Antonio.  Straight up for Ginobli.  Same position almost.
And worst of all:

6. I found out they're re-releasing Michael Jackson's "Thriller" album in honor of the 25th anniversary if its debut.  That's nice, but the updates include remixes from will.i.am.  Gay.  It's just gay.  Stop it.

I hope a hurricane rolls through soon.  Since they go alphabetically, and alternate boy/girl, it should go like this:
Andre
Beatrice
Carl
Deanna
Erixander
Fraulein
Gerhardt
Hannah Montana
Ian
Jan
Karl
Lo
Marquez
Nancy
Oz
Placemat
Queer
Rosalina
Stud
Tracy
Ub´e
Valeriencia
Walter
X-ray
Yay!
Zach

2008!

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