MITCHELL REPORT EXCLUSIVE!

Dear Santa,

Can you please send me some presents for Christmas?

Sincerely,

David

ps: don't forget to squeeze the Charmin!

Lindsay Lohan arrested for rabies, again.

Nothing tonight.  Don't cry.

Look for a mix post-dated tomorrow.  Future.

Where's Waldo?

Report: Nintendo recalling Wii consoles due to incorrect spelling

Back in the Golden Days (1910-2003) kids made their Christmas wish lists by flipping through the giant Sears book and cutting out/circling every single toy they wanted.  All of 'em.  It worked well.  It gave the parents or guardian or Toys for Tots representative a visual depiction of what the child's tiny little heart desired.  I did this all the time.  I circled many a ping-pong table and He-Man playset in my youth.  Also, you knew it was a sign that you were growing up when you spent a LITTLE more time looking at the weight benches and batting gloves than you did looking at the latest Kenner had to offer.  It's the God's honest truth.  And God should tell the truth, especially around Christmas.  His own boy died on this day for your sins.

Back to my point: has the Sears book been totally phased out?  I don't see it anywhere, at least not in my apartment I don't see it.  I think it's been ditched in favor of something more "digital".  Online shopping and online poker, everything is online these days!  It's like there's this little virtual world out there, free of worry and debt and exploration and corruption.  Ugh.

I, for one, will never understand it.  Check out this hyperlink though:

http://www.friendster.com

Like taking candy from a baby who eats candy

Can I fast-forward a bit on you?  Jump ahead a few weeks?  I'm gonna no matter what.

I'm really looking forward to this years' Super Bowl commercials.  Every year there's a surprise ad that really blows me away like a breeze.  Sometimes, the commercial is so good, it blows me away like a gale force wind!

Jog your memory a bit.  Remember that Pepsi ad where the kid uses a straw and "somehow" ends up inside the Pepsi bottle?  (I'm thinking it was trick photography or optical illusions).  Or how about the ad where the two girls start dyking out and then one of them poops into a cup and then they both eat the poop out of the cup.  Remember?  And then there's those hilarious Budweiser commercials where the guys drink Bud or Bud Light and then they do guy-things and then they race and then they throw stuff and then they trick each other.  CLASSIC!

It was really tough to narrow my "favorites" down to just one, but I think this would qualify as my most favorite Super Bowl commercial of all times: