[catastrophenom]: To all dem haterz.

Monday, April 28, 2008

5 things to live by this week:

1. "Take things in stride." This means steal while walking, non-stop.

2. "Keep your chin up." Works well when getting a haircut.

3. "Enjoy life." You might die, so this is a good idea.

4. "Eat your vegetables and fruits and vegetables." An apple a day can't help against AIDS though, no matter what they say.

5. "Always go for 2." Applies in football, basketball, hockey, racing, fishing, Olympics, and life.

Unknown said...: I've just reviewed the list of 5 things to do. Not to make a big to-do about it or anything, but when I read the fifth, about doing things in twos, I first misread "fishing" as "fisting." Yikes. A hearty recommendation AGAINST that.

Will remember to keep my chin up next time I am getting a hair cut. And my nose clean. And my eyes open. And all those other cautionary metaphors one hears about one's face.; April 29, 2008 at 5:36 PM