Don't Flood On Me

Remember that scene in Home Alone where the robbers turned on all the faucets in that one house?  I think that's what happened in Cedar Rapids.  Only they did it in like at least 4 houses this time.

Give me a milk.....chocolate.....on fire.

Browsed the internet today on my computer and saw a story on the cnn.com about a fire at Universal Studios.  Sadly, this fire took with it much of the set of "Back to the Future".  If I've said it once, I've said it at least once: NEVER BUILD YOUR MOVIE SETS BY FIRES!

I recently saw a couple bands live in person.  I don't call Mobius Band a band cause they sucked.  But I did see Black Kids and Cut Copy.  They were both fun.  I predict Black Kids will take the world by storm.  And ain't it funny that my favorite song of theirs is HURRICANE JANE!?  Huh?  Get it!?  You hear that Hurricane Hugo!?  Take it!  Let me see the Twelves remix you, yeah!

I'm in a summer mood.  Usually summer makes me think of sun and heat and pools.  What does summer make you think of?

The new "in" thing to do nowadays is to put rubber bands on your legs, like around your calf muscles.  I actually haven't seen this done, nor have I heard about it.  Just trust me on this.

Everyone is in awe of this Lakers/Celtics series that starts in a few days.  Why?  It's not that exciting.  I mean, they played a few times already this year.  Not to mention all those times they've played each other the past few years.  And if you turn the clock back far enough you'll find out that they played in the NBA Finals against each other a few times in the 1980s.  Sounds pretty monotonous to me.  Some similarities I've found comparing those 1980s teams to the 2008 versions:  Both Laker teams have a guy with AIDS (Magic / Farmar) and both Celtic teams have a black guy on them (Parrish / Garnett).  Well, maybe this WILL be an interesting series!

Lakers in 5.

To all dem haterz.

5 things to live by this week:

1. "Take things in stride."  This means steal while walking, non-stop.

2. "Keep your chin up."  Works well when getting a haircut.

3. "Enjoy life."  You might die, so this is a good idea.

4. "Eat your vegetables and fruits and vegetables."  An apple a day can't help against AIDS though, no matter what they say.

5. "Always go for 2."  Applies in football, basketball, hockey, racing, fishing, Olympics, and life.

TOP TENS OF 2006!

I'm bored.  Let me do some top __ lists.  Numbers will vary.

Top News Stories of 2008!

1. The lady that got hit in the head by a manta ray.  It's so freakish that it's not funny.  Just amazing.  Wilt scoring 100 points in one game is amazing, and so is this.

2. The Patriots going 19-0.

3. The Atari Jaguar makes a comeback.  A new, downloadable hack lets you hook up your old Jaguar to your new Nintendo Wii, allowing you to play all your old games with a Wiimote.

Top Movies of 2008!

1. There's Gonna Be Some Blood (DVD)

2. Deal (Movie) - This might end up being the worst movie I see in a long time, and I'm excited.  Anything to get Vince and Mike on the big screen.  I raise.

Top Internet Gemstones of 2008!

1. Use this trendy link to plan your next trip!

2. Found these guys on YouTube randomly.  So freaking stupid and hilarious at the same time.  Most of the rest of their stuff sucks, but this clip is great.

3. Did you know you can buy this on amazon.com!?!?  For only 6 bucks!  Eww, and it's "rigid" too.

4. Speaking of buying, anyone wanna go in and help buy this AVAILABLE domain name???

Top 2 Colors of 2008!

1. Apricot.

2. Gray.

Top Picture of 2008!