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5 things to live by this week:
1. "Take things in stride." This means steal while walking, non-stop.
2. "Keep your chin up." Works well when getting a haircut.
3. "Enjoy life." You might die, so this is a good idea.
4. "Eat your vegetables and fruits and vegetables." An apple a day can't help against AIDS though, no matter what they say.
5. "Always go for 2." Applies in football, basketball, hockey, racing, fishing, Olympics, and life.
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I've just reviewed the list of 5 things to do. Not to make a big to-do about it or anything, but when I read the fifth, about doing things in twos, I first misread "fishing" as "fisting." Yikes. A hearty recommendation AGAINST that.
Will remember to keep my chin up next time I am getting a hair cut. And my nose clean. And my eyes open. And all those other cautionary metaphors one hears about one's face.
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