You're invited to my inauguration party!

WHEN: Tuesday, January 20, 2009

TIME: the A.M.

WHERE: USA!  USA!  USA!

WHAT TO BRING: Your coat, your tie, and your voter registration card.

WHEN: Tuesday, January 20, 2009

18 and up.

Don't Flood On Me

Remember that scene in Home Alone where the robbers turned on all the faucets in that one house?  I think that's what happened in Cedar Rapids.  Only they did it in like at least 4 houses this time.

Give me a milk.....chocolate.....on fire.

Browsed the internet today on my computer and saw a story on the cnn.com about a fire at Universal Studios.  Sadly, this fire took with it much of the set of "Back to the Future".  If I've said it once, I've said it at least once: NEVER BUILD YOUR MOVIE SETS BY FIRES!

I recently saw a couple bands live in person.  I don't call Mobius Band a band cause they sucked.  But I did see Black Kids and Cut Copy.  They were both fun.  I predict Black Kids will take the world by storm.  And ain't it funny that my favorite song of theirs is HURRICANE JANE!?  Huh?  Get it!?  You hear that Hurricane Hugo!?  Take it!  Let me see the Twelves remix you, yeah!

I'm in a summer mood.  Usually summer makes me think of sun and heat and pools.  What does summer make you think of?

The new "in" thing to do nowadays is to put rubber bands on your legs, like around your calf muscles.  I actually haven't seen this done, nor have I heard about it.  Just trust me on this.

Everyone is in awe of this Lakers/Celtics series that starts in a few days.  Why?  It's not that exciting.  I mean, they played a few times already this year.  Not to mention all those times they've played each other the past few years.  And if you turn the clock back far enough you'll find out that they played in the NBA Finals against each other a few times in the 1980s.  Sounds pretty monotonous to me.  Some similarities I've found comparing those 1980s teams to the 2008 versions:  Both Laker teams have a guy with AIDS (Magic / Farmar) and both Celtic teams have a black guy on them (Parrish / Garnett).  Well, maybe this WILL be an interesting series!

Lakers in 5.

To all dem haterz.

5 things to live by this week:

1. "Take things in stride."  This means steal while walking, non-stop.

2. "Keep your chin up."  Works well when getting a haircut.

3. "Enjoy life."  You might die, so this is a good idea.

4. "Eat your vegetables and fruits and vegetables."  An apple a day can't help against AIDS though, no matter what they say.

5. "Always go for 2."  Applies in football, basketball, hockey, racing, fishing, Olympics, and life.