Jason Kidd Traded To Mets

It's time for something fresh.  I mean that in the honest sense of the word.  Out the oven.

I just got me-self a new iPod Touch.  It makes me feel accomplished and creative and worthy.  That's what tangible things are for, right?

So, what lie ahead:

1. A SERIOUS write-up about the NBA's second half.

2. A random review of some of the latest blog tracks to hit the internates.

3. More comedy.

4. Pictures of me with my iPod Terrch in various forms of sex.

5. A catphe myspace/facebook/match.com website?  (no)

6. Other.

Go get it Pau:

Wheel suck!

No, actually, your commercial suck.  Suck dick.

The Giants won.  But that's not the real story here.  The real story is that the Patriots lost.  That makes them (probably) the first team ever to go into a Super Bowl with a perfect record of 20-2 and LOSE!  So, Titans, Bucs, Giants...hold your helmets high!  You all stopped a perfect (pre)/reg/post season.

The ads.  Talked to Z tonight to see what I should blog about, and it only seems right that we discuss the Bud Light ads.

1. Bud Light "Ability To Breathe Fire".  Bud Light allows you to breathe fire?  Since when?  Seems kind of dangerous, as shown in the commercial itself.  What would've happened later if the guy had tried to kiss her "other" kitty?  (do you catch my drift of wind?).  Ouch indeed.

2. Bud Light "Cheese & Wine Party".  The guys hide their Bud Light bottles in various secret compartments (cheese wheel, baguette, ...).  I'm sure there was no need to hide the beer.  They were going to a party where alcohol was going to be served anyways.  I don't see the crime in bringing over a 6-pack of beer for yourself to drink.  Just tell your girlfriend that you don't like wine that much.  And then you can bring an ACTUAL wheel of cheese to enjoy while you drink beer.

3. Bud Light "Carlos Mencia Helps Losers Meet Girls".  This was just gay.

4. Bud Light "Wheel Suck".  This one is confusing.  a) How did the cavemen get ice?  From the looks of the commercial they seem to be in a very arid environment.  And a warm one to boots.  So, even if there was water present, it wouldn't be frozen.  Also, b) when was Bud Light invented?  I'm guessing probably not way back then.  So I was kind of surprised to see them with BOTH ice and Bud Light bottles.  But that's not even the worst part.  The caveman guy who invented the wheel?  He didn't take the time to explain to his friends that one wheel won't help accomplish the task of getting the ice & beer to the party at the top of the hill.  They need 2, and probably 3 or 4 wheels (as well as axles) to get it all to work properly.  So many errors.  Where is Bud Light's advertising quality control?  The ending is so true though.  That bottle opener do suck!

5. Bud Light "Ability To Fly".  This is halfway true.  If you drink enough Bud Light you might FEEL like you can fly.  That's just an after-effect of the alcohol on your mental comprehension and motor skills.  Or what it feels like when you jump off a hotel balcony after you've had too many.  Hey, it can happen.

DOUBLE STUFF RACING LEAGUE DUAL CHAMPIONSHIP 07 08

HAMMER BROTHERS FANTASY DUAL CHAMPIONSHIP 07 08

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Ringside Report

From our correspondent Ben Neitzel:

Desperate to be a Wolf Pack member, Disco Inferno tried a run-in. Goldberg Speared him out of the ring. Out of nowhere, Bam Bam Bigelow side-swiped the champ. Goldberg retaliated clotheslining Bigelow over the top rope and to the floor. Dressed as event security in a yellow T-shirt, Scott Hall climbed onto the ring apron. Meanwhile the referee admonished Bigelow and Disco. 

As Goldberg tried to pull Hall into the ring, the Lone Wolf zapped the champ with a shock stick (taser) to the chest and shoulders. Goldberg fell twitching to the mat. Unaware of Hall's interference, Nash scooped Goldberg off the canvass and completed a Jack Knife Powerbomb to win the WCW World Heavyweight Title. Goldberg convulsed on the arena floor as Nash raised the belt high.

Goldberg's Win Streak Ended in Stunning Fashion

Scott Hall stunned him with a taser.